And the Month of May is No...

...Red Meat! I went back and forth on what I should give up in May, but I decided to give up red meat. This is kind of cheating, as I don't eat a ton of it anyway, but I usually have a hamburger every couple of weeks, or get steak on my tacos. I double checked to make sure ham and bacon are still considered 'white meat' and therefore safe from my No Red Meat May.

Also, Facebook Status Free April was quite successful! I did post one status on April 10, but that was because my childhood home was in the news. Due to a shooting. CRAZY! Apparently it was a domestic assault case between a man and his wife, he was drunk, police were called and he was killed by a police officer. And then, the local paper kept putting a picture of him holding a beer can up on their website. I ask you, if someone was accused of attacking his wife in a drunken rage, is it a good idea to post pictures of him holding beer? PROBABLY NOT! Well done, Nevada Journal...well done....

New Years Resolutions

So, it's April 1st, which of course is the time when everyone is making their New Years Resolutions. I don't believe in resolutions because I think most people set themselves up to fail...except for my friend Anne, who gave up Facebook for her resolution and four months in is still going strong and hasn't succombed to the temptation that is Facebook. :) Instead of giving something up for the New Year...I decided to give one thing up (or cut severely back) each month. It's kind of like when doctors are hunting for food allergies and they make you give up everything at once and then slowly introduce foods back in, except I'm doing it the other way around, and not just with food. Here is what I have given up so far in 2010:

January: Coffee

(this is HUGE because I used to drink at least two cups of coffee-or one super big cup of Turkish coffee a day).

SUCCESS? Yes...the first week I went through withdrawel and that sucked, but once the headaches went away, I was fine. I now have one cup a week and it's all good.

February: Facebook Stalking

SUCCESS?

Um...sort of. It depends on your definition of "Facebook Stalking". My actual real life, still talk to at least once a week friends, I still checked out their pages, everybody else, not a lot of stalking.

March: Peanuts

SUCCESS?

Yes! And a marvelous side effect of giving up all things peanuts and peanut butter? My face hasn't been this clear since I was eight. So, I get to add one more food item to the 'makes me have a reaction' list...but it's good. Reese's PB Cups, I'll miss you most of all, though...

April: Facebook Statuses (Statusii?)

SUCCESS?

We'll see...it's only day one, but I haven't put up a status all day!

What will I give up for May? Suggestions always appreciated :)

Monet Smile

Well, after many, many, many years thinking about doing something about my Monet smile, I am officially DOING something about my Monet smile. You're asking yourself, What's a 'Monet Smile?"

Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's ok, but up close, it's a big old mess.

P.S. Clueless is one of the GREATEST MOVIES EVER!

I digress. So, I had an appointment with an orthodontist this morning. Who was not at all like the orthodontist I had when I was 11 who made me feel super uncomfortable and would not stop talking about how "cool" it was that we had the same name. And he was a man. Ugh. Because, yes, I had braces when I was younger. I wore them for two years, and then they came off. And then he gave me a retainer, which, admittedly, I wore not as often as one is supposed to wear it. But then it broke when I was in high school and I made the [bad] decision not to tell my parents about it because 1) I hated wearing the thing and b) I didn't want to add money stress. Soooo, long story short, I am now going to be almost 3o and wearing braces. Hot, right? Maybe I'll start wearing low-cut, tight shirts to divert attention. :)

Getting my teeth situation straightened out (pun intended) was on my Mental Bucket List for Turning 30. The things I didn't write down on paper, but still wanted to get accomplished. I won't have perfectly straight teeth by the time I'm 30, but I will by the time I'm 31 :)

The Bridal B*tch

Wow, I am really bad at posting on this blog! A lot has happened in the last two months, the biggest one being Big Sister got engaged! As the MOH and BB (that's Maid of Honor and Bridal Bitch to those of you not in the know) it is my duty to keep her smiling as things get stressful. Manfriend used their puppy to pop the question (a-dorable) and planning is in full gear. I even attended my first bridal fair EVER last weekend. And got through it without being too snarky, although there was a point when Mom and I just kind of looked at each other and said..."this is weird..." Oh well...I carried my BB duty of carrying all the swag with verve and diligence. :)

We also celebrated my parent's 40th wedding anniversary this past month. Forty years seems like a really long time but I think a successful marriage happens (having absolutely no experience of this myself) when you figure out how to put up with each other's "crazy". Looks like my parents have figured that one out!

So congrats to Big Sister and Manfriend on your engagement! The big day is December 10th. Congrats to Mom and Dad for putting up with the crazy for over 40 years! And congrats to me, because I put together a bookshelf all by myself.

How's the Bucket List Going?

So, I started this blog with a 'bucket list' of things I wanted to do before I turned 30. That event is now only nine months away, and I thought I should relook at my list and see how I'm doing...

• Go Sky Diving
• Ride a Mechanical Bull
• Run a Marathon (MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! 10/4/2010)
• Go to Alaska (Was going to go last October, but plans changed...this one might need to be folded into the 'Turning 40 Bucket List')
• Write a Novel
• Go on an Epic Road Trip (MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! Road trip to Michigan with the Sister. Couldn't find the mountain in Wisconsin even though we could see it, got lost in Michigan, climbed a sand dune, stopped at a dairy farm and petted cows, and even ran in a 5k race!)
• Get a Tattoo
• Make the Perfect Martini

So, I've accomplished a couple, working on a couple more...waiting until it gets warmer out to get the tattoo as I think I'll get it on my foot and need to be able to not wear shoes for a while afterwards and while I have made "the perfect" spiked eggnogs, bloody marys and glasses of red wine (that one is pretty easy) I have yet to perfect the martini.

The skydiving is going to get checked off the list when I'm in Boston this spring I think! :) Still on the look-out for the mechanical bull...